Puppy

Mac and Jimmy decided to get together one morning and play a round of golf.

Mac brought along his little black puppy. When Mac sank a twelve foot putt on the first hole, the puppy stood on his hind legs and began to dance, jump and bark. Jimmy said; "That's great, what does he do when you miss the putt?"
Mac said "He does somersaults."
When Jimmy asked how many somersaults,
Mac replied; "That depends on how hard I kick him."