Dentures
A couple of elderly gents were golfing when one
said he was going to
Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend said that he had gone to the same dentist a few years
before.
"Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was playing yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole
hooked a shot," he said.
"The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the groin....
and that was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."