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A golfer was in big trouble when he forgot
his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him; "Tomorrow there better
be something in the driveway for me that goes
zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package
in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been
set for Saturday at his favorite golf course.





When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot
easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard?

The Big Shooter


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